Golden Girls: S7E2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle" with Jim Clemente

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FBI Profiler Jim Clemente (Real Crime Profile, Best CaseWorst Case podcasts) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "The Case of the Libertine Belle," where Kerri finally gets her wish to have a REAL expert weigh in on the accuracy of a criminal investigation on an episode of The Golden Girls. Tune in next week when we watch "Beauty and the Beast!" 

 

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And here's the artist Taps that Jim mentioned toward the end of the episode.

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Golden Girls: S7E1 - "Hey, Look Me Over"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 premiere episode "Hey Look Me Over," where they discuss how double exposures work, why Blanche would never forget sleeping with Charlie, and why Dorothy's list of hearing loss warning signs are suspect. Tune in next week for "The Case of the Libertine Belle!" 

Golden Girls: S6E26 - Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer join for "Henny Penny"

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OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 finale "Henny Penny," where they talk about everything under the sun and do a little singing, too. Happy holidays and happy new year to all of you, and we'll be back in 2018 for the start of season 7 with "Hey Look Me Over!" 

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Golden Girls: S6E24 & 25 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss starting their own fires, how Mrs. Hargrove's dying statement wouldn't have been admissible in court, and all the smart things Rose has done over the years.Tune in next week when we're joined by 2 very special guests to watch the season 6 finale, "Henny Penny!" 

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Golden Girls: S6E23 - "Love for Sale"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Love for Sale," where they discuss the business of selling balloons, cheap men at charity auctions, and Uncle Angelo's (wild?) social life. Tune in next week for "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2!" 

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As H. Alan mentioned on this episode, here's "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo."

Golden Girls: S6E21 - "Witness"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Witness," where they discuss Rose's naughty dream, how long it would take Miles to travel from Amish Country to Miami, and YOU GUYS H. ALAN FINALLY GOES FULL ON CSI! Tune in next week for "What a Difference a Date Makes!" 

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We also gave Selena some love in this episode, because WHY NOT?!?!

Golden Girls: SPECIAL EPISODE - Miami Is Nice

H. Alan Scott went on a special golden assignment all the way to Baltimore, Maryland for Miami Is Nice, a month-long, Golden Girls inspired art exhibit curated by Nick Horan and Zachary Handler (oh yeah, and they had a Golden Girls-themed wedding, because they're EVERYTHING!). There he chatted with former GG writer (and past OOTL guest) Stan Zimmerman for Cheesecake Conversations. Here is the live recording of their conversation. For more, visit MiamiIsNice.com

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Golden Girls: S6E15 - "Miles to Go"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Miles to Go," where they discuss if they'd date someone in Witness Protection, the logistics of body identification, and THE TRUE IDENTITY OF CAROLINE THAT WILL BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Tune in next week for a special Golden Assignment episode, followed by parts 1 and 2 of "There Goes the Bride!" 

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Golden Girls: S6E13 - "The Bloom is Off the Rose" with Joey Gray

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Joey Gray (Founder and Editor of HARDY: a queer zine) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "The Bloom is off the Rose," where they discuss Cher (again), Dorothy's orgasmic reaction to puzzles, and how Rex was DEFINITELY going to murder Blanche if they went night fishing. Tune in next week when we watch "Sister of the Bride!" 

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Check out Joey's zine Hardy!

I asked @grayjoey to teach me how to look sexy on Instagram. It’s a work in progress.

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Golden Girls: S6E12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge"

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OOTL all-star Eliot Glazer joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Ebbtide's Revenge," where they discuss how dead bodies travel, which musical diva almost played Angela, and why this episode always makes us cry. Tune in next week when we watch "The Bloom is off the Rose!" 

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Now let us remember Estelle Getty in the Broadway production of Torch Song Trilogy

And watch the trailer for the movie version (with Anne Bancroft in the role Estelle Getty originated). 

Golden Girls: S6E11 - "Stand By Your Man"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Stand By Your Man" where they discuss Kerri's recent experience seeing Betty White, whether Ted's dick worked, and what putting a banana in a tail pipe would do. Tune in next week (and grab some extra tissues) when we watch "Ebbtide's Revenge!" 

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H. Alan mentioned the time he did "puppy play," so here you go...

So I did this today. When in Rome aka San Francisco aka Folsom aka why am I itching?

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Golden Girls: S6E10 - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die," where they discuss whether lesbian poetry is a turn-on, making coffee with Coke instead of water, and if Sophia packed her nightgown in her purse. Tune in next week when we watch "Stand By Your Man!"  

And if you want to make a donation to the victims of Hurricane Harvey, here are just a few of many places you can give to: 

LGBTQ Disaster Relief fund (managed by Houston's Montrose Center)
The Texas Diaper Bank
Portlight Strategies (helps people with disabilities, older adults and their families recover after disasters)
Houston Humane Society
Cantor Fitzgerald Relief Fund

Golden Girls: S6E9 - "Mrs. George Devereaux"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Mrs. George Devereaux," where they discuss dealing with grief through dreams, whether Dorothy should have put on her Cher outfit for Sonny, and who probably showed their wang in the production of Equus. Tune in next week when we watch "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die!"  

Get tickets for Alaska Thunderfuck in Golden Girlz LIVE this January in Los Angeles. We'll post links for the San Francisco show when they're available. 

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