Season 3

Golden Girls: S3E25 - Mother's Day

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 finale episode “Mother's Day,” where they discuss Blanche's real age, Alice Ghostley's amazing performance, and whether or not Kerri is actually a ghost.

And if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area on Saturday 6/4, join us for another live recording of the podcast as we celebrate the launch of Mike Denison's highly-anticipated #BeaADay coloring book! 

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Golden Girls: S3E24 - Mister Terrific

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Mr. Terrific,” where they discuss Mister Terrific’s constant shouting, the parallels to the Bernie Sander’s campaign, and the unsettling number of sexual predators working on a kids’ show.

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Golden Girls: S3E23 - Mixed Blessings LIVE with Baron Vaughn & Ed Droste

It’s Out on the Lanai LIVE! In this episode recorded at The Nerdist Showroom in Hollywood, H. Alan and Kerri are joined by Baron Vaughn (Girls, Grace and Frankie) to talk about Rose and Blanche’s blackface for the season 3 episode Mixed Blessings! Ed Droste (Grizzly Bear) also joined to teach H. Alan how to play an emo version of the GG theme song! Thanks to Vintage Enoteca, Mitch Bisschop & Katherine Leon for all the support!

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Golden Girls: S3E22 - Rose's Big Adventure

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Rose’s Big Adventure,” where they discuss terrible construction plans, the man who jumped off the boat, and how something that tastes like cheesecake and ice cream could actually smell disgusting.

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Golden Girls: S3E21 - Larceny and Old Lace

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Larceny and Old Lace,” where they discuss the contents of their respective diaries, how many sheep it would take to spell Rose’s name in a field, and the fact that this episode doesn’t really have a resolution. 

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Golden Girls: S3E17 - Andy Herren

Andy Herren (CBS's Big Brother) joins H. Alan to talk about My Brother, My Father, where we first meet Sophia's brother Uncle Angelo. We chat about the awesomeness of Rose and Blanche in this episode, Big Brother strategy, and of course, the secret love between Dorothy and Stan. 

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Golden Girls: S3E16 - Liana Maeby

Liana Maeby (Author: South on Highland)  joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Grab That Dough,” where they talk about their own game show experiences, 69-ing, and how Dorothy could have grabbed more dough. It’s a Lucy Lee Flippin good time! 

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Golden Girls: S3E15 - Dave Holmes

Dave Holmes (Esquire, new book Party of One coming out in June) joins H. Alan and special guest co-host, Eliot Glazer, to chat about the episode Dorothy's New Friend. Dave and H. Alan reminisce about St. Louis, Barbara Thorndyke is hated, and we learn Eliot hates crapes.

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Golden Girls: S3E14 - Adam Ramzi

Adam Ramzi (adult entertainer, writer) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Blanche's Little Girl,” where they get into a big debate about whether the women were hypocrites for also calling Becky "fat," a weird moment involving a suitcase, and why this episode's ending was one of the sweetest.

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Golden Girls: S3E13 - Eliot Glazer

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, Younger) is back on the podcast, and it's super great. He an H. Alan (Kerri is away on a special Golden assignment) watched "The Artist," where they discussed how obviously gay Laszlo was, practical jokes, and how hard the ladies nipples got while they crushed hard on Laszlo. 

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Golden Girls: S3E12 - Ted Evans & Zoran Gvojic

Ted Evans and Zoran Gvojic (Low Carb Comedy) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Charlie’s Buddy,” where they discuss the crappy excuse for a zoo, why Buddy is a terrible con artist, and why Bea Arthur refused to use the zipper. 

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Golden Girls: S3E11 - Andrew Michaan & Zed Cutsinger

Andrew Michaan (Seven Tattoos podcast) and Zed Cutsinger (Views from the Vista podcast) join H. Alan (Kerri on a special Golden assignment) for the season 3 episode "Three on a Couch." We tackle how Blanche is smart (not sexy), how the girls are super mean to Rose, and whether or not Sophia is racist. 

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Golden Girls: S3E10 - Margot Leitman

Margot Leitman (Author, Long Story Short: The Only Storytelling Guide You’ll Ever Need) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Audit,” where they discuss bad pawn shop business, doing taxes, and the frustration over not knowing if Sophia was ever relieved of her bout of constipation.

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Golden Girls: S3E9 - Brent Sullivan

Brent Sullivan (The Pete Holmes Show) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “A Visit From Little Sven,” where they discuss Sven’s fluctuating intelligence, getting turned on by dick cakes, and whether knock knock jokes can actually cure manic depression. 

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Golden Girls: S3E8 - Brittani Nichols

Brittani Nichols (Transparent) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Brotherly Love,” where they discuss Ted’s abysmal acting, Dorothy’s amazing faceplant, and Sophia’s amazing moment with a saucepan.

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Golden Girls: S3E7 - Sierra Santana

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Sierra Santana (Buzzfeed Original Videos) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Strange Bedfellows,” where they discuss the randomness of Gill’s secret, Blanche’s bold color choices, and GLITTER SHIT! 

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Golden Girls: S3E5 - Chris Thayer

Chris Thayer (The Pete Holmes Show, Weathermen on TBS) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself,” where they discuss their own greatest fears, how fun Dorothy is while drunk on a plane, and Blanche’s weird owl outfit.

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Golden Girls: S3E4 - Lauren Reeves

Lauren Reeves (Late Show with David Letterman ) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Housekeeper,” where they discuss Dorothy’s bizarre pronunciation of “Marguerite,” how the show handled race, and why the hell four women who are home all the time and often talk about being frugal with their money got a housekeeper to begin with?

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Golden Girls: S3E3 - Erin Mallory Long

Erin Mallory Long (The Best of Friends podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Bringing up Baby,” where they discuss Blanche trying to pimp one of her sons out to Dorothy, Sophia’s inconsistent blindness, and how you can totally see the pig’s butthole for nearly an entire scene. And be sure to catch Erin’s podcast on the Headgum network! Today’s episode is brought to you by Squarespace.

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