Golden Girls: SPECIAL EPISODE - Miami Is Nice

H. Alan Scott went on a special golden assignment all the way to Baltimore, Maryland for Miami Is Nice, a month-long, Golden Girls inspired art exhibit curated by Nick Horan and Zachary Handler (oh yeah, and they had a Golden Girls-themed wedding, because they're EVERYTHING!). There he chatted with former GG writer (and past OOTL guest) Stan Zimmerman for Cheesecake Conversations. Here is the live recording of their conversation. For more, visit MiamiIsNice.com

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Golden Girls: S6E15 - "Miles to Go"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Miles to Go," where they discuss if they'd date someone in Witness Protection, the logistics of body identification, and THE TRUE IDENTITY OF CAROLINE THAT WILL BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Tune in next week for a special Golden Assignment episode, followed by parts 1 and 2 of "There Goes the Bride!" 

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Golden Girls: S6E13 - "The Bloom is Off the Rose" with Joey Gray

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Joey Gray (Founder and Editor of HARDY: a queer zine) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "The Bloom is off the Rose," where they discuss Cher (again), Dorothy's orgasmic reaction to puzzles, and how Rex was DEFINITELY going to murder Blanche if they went night fishing. Tune in next week when we watch "Sister of the Bride!" 

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Check out Joey's zine Hardy!

I asked @grayjoey to teach me how to look sexy on Instagram. It’s a work in progress.

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Golden Girls: S6E12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge"

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OOTL all-star Eliot Glazer joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Ebbtide's Revenge," where they discuss how dead bodies travel, which musical diva almost played Angela, and why this episode always makes us cry. Tune in next week when we watch "The Bloom is off the Rose!" 

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Now let us remember Estelle Getty in the Broadway production of Torch Song Trilogy

And watch the trailer for the movie version (with Anne Bancroft in the role Estelle Getty originated). 

Golden Girls: S6E11 - "Stand By Your Man"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Stand By Your Man" where they discuss Kerri's recent experience seeing Betty White, whether Ted's dick worked, and what putting a banana in a tail pipe would do. Tune in next week (and grab some extra tissues) when we watch "Ebbtide's Revenge!" 

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H. Alan mentioned the time he did "puppy play," so here you go...

So I did this today. When in Rome aka San Francisco aka Folsom aka why am I itching?

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Golden Girls: S6E10 - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die," where they discuss whether lesbian poetry is a turn-on, making coffee with Coke instead of water, and if Sophia packed her nightgown in her purse. Tune in next week when we watch "Stand By Your Man!"  

And if you want to make a donation to the victims of Hurricane Harvey, here are just a few of many places you can give to: 

LGBTQ Disaster Relief fund (managed by Houston's Montrose Center)
The Texas Diaper Bank
Portlight Strategies (helps people with disabilities, older adults and their families recover after disasters)
Houston Humane Society
Cantor Fitzgerald Relief Fund

Golden Girls: S6E9 - "Mrs. George Devereaux"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Mrs. George Devereaux," where they discuss dealing with grief through dreams, whether Dorothy should have put on her Cher outfit for Sonny, and who probably showed their wang in the production of Equus. Tune in next week when we watch "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die!"  

Get tickets for Alaska Thunderfuck in Golden Girlz LIVE this January in Los Angeles. We'll post links for the San Francisco show when they're available. 

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Golden Girls: S6E8 - How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia," where they discuss why its financially irresponsible fill a kiddie pool with honey, ink blot tests, and what Sophia could have done to not get her cleaning deposit back after 10 days at the Convent. Tune in next week when we watch "Mrs. George Devereaux!" 

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Golden Girls: S6E7 - "Zborn Again"

Writer David Crabb and actor Jack Perry join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girl's season 6 episode "Zborn Again," where they discuss Dorothy's sexy phone call, how one might mistake a penis for the parking brake, and why it's weird that Rose's best sex was when she killed Charlie. Tune in next week when we watch "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"    And be sure to pick up a copy of David's fantastic book Bad Kid (or you can check out the audio book!) 

Writer David Crabb and actor Jack Perry join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girl's season 6 episode "Zborn Again," where they discuss Dorothy's sexy phone call, how one might mistake a penis for the parking brake, and why it's weird that Rose's best sex was when she killed Charlie. Tune in next week when we watch "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?" 

 

And be sure to pick up a copy of David's fantastic book Bad Kid (or you can check out the audio book!

Golden Girls: S6E5 - "Wham Bam Thank You Mammy" with Gaby Dunn & Eli Olsberg

OOTL all-star Gaby Dunn and comedian Eli Olsberg join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Wham Bam Thank You Mammy," where they discuss whether they'd date someone with a criminal record, Dorothy's fantastic bow tie outfit, and how awkward it felt to keep saying "mammy." Tune in next week when we watch "Feelings!" 

And be sure to check out Gaby's new book "I Hate Everyone But You," which you can pre-order now! 

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Golden Girls: S5E24&25: "The President's Coming! (Parts 1 & 2)"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 finale "The President's Coming! (Parts 1 & 2)", where they discuss the Presidents they've met, the best episodes of season 5, and what YOU guys would have said to George H. W. Bush if he showed up at your door. Tune in next week when we watch the season 6 premiere, "Blanche Delivers!" 

Golden Girls: S5E23: The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present!", where they discuss what turns them on, how boring Doug was, and why we need more gorgeous marble bathrooms in this world. Tune in next week when we watch "All Bets Are Off!" 

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