Golden Girls: S5E13 - Brent Sullivan & Jesse Popp

OOTL All-Star Brent Sullivan and comedian Jesse Popp join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Mary Has a Little Lamb," where they discuss Mary's rude dad, Sophia's weird night alone with Merrill, and which famous convict H. Alan wrote a letter to. Tune in next week when we watch "Great Expectations!"

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Golden Girls: S5E12: "Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas"

 

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," where Kerri goes OFF on Stan, H. Alan tells a (perhaps familiar) scary story, and both of them spend WAY too much time trying to figure out who Sophia was supposed to get a Christmas present for. Tune in next week when we watch "Mary Has a Little Lamb!"

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Golden Girls: S5E11 - "Ebb Tide"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Ebb Tide," where they discuss decorative plates, Blanche's chubby years, and how Sophia basically pioneered AirBNB. Tune in next week when we watch "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas!"

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest, and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. Tickets are $10 and you can get them HERE

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Golden Girls: S5E10 - "All That Jazz"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "All That Jazz" where they discuss Michael's assholery, elastic in the back, and those old, breathy Calvin Klein Obsession commercials. Tune in next week when we watch "Ebb Tide."

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And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest to watch "72 Hours," and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. There will even be a fun raffle! Tickets are $10 and you can get them HERE.  

Here's the Newsweek article about Faye Dunaway mentioned. 

And this. All of this!

Ok, and a little of this. 

Golden Girls: S5E9 - "A Comedy of Errors"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "A Comedy of Errors," where they discuss stand-up, appearing in the high school yearbook, and why it's stressful when someone gives you an entire cake. Tune in next week when we watch "All That Jazz."

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest to watch "72 Hours," and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. There will even be a fun raffle! Tickets are $10 and you can get them HERE.  

Golden Girls: S5E8 - "That Old Feeling"

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "That Old Feeling," where they discuss stories about their grandparents, Jamie's blonde patch, and Blanche's PJ tassels. Tune in next week when we watch "Comedy of Errors!"

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest, and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. Tickets are $10 and you can get them HERE: OutOnTheLanai.com/live.  

Golden Girls: S5E5 - "Under the Big Top"

Katie Renée Thomas and Caitlin Barlow (TV Land's Teachers) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Under the Big Top," where they discuss Rose's sad protest circle, whether circus bathrooms are gross for hand jobs, and if Dorothy was an asshole to Ken. Be sure and tune in next week when we watch "Dancing in the Dark," and definitely tune in to season 2 of Teachers on TV Land Tuesday nights at 10PM/9PM CT! 

Golden Girls: S5E2 - Joe DeRosa

Comedian Joe DeRosa ("We'll See You in Hell" podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode “Inaccurate Conception,” where they wonder what Sophia would have done with Tony Bennett's semen, whether Stan roofied Dorothy the night he got her pregnant, and if Blanche was being too mean to Rebecca. Tune in next week when we watch "Rose Fights Back!" 

And be sure to check out the premiere of Joe's 1 hour standup special "You Let Me Down" on Comedy Central!

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Golden Girls: S5E1 and 2 - Eliot Glazer (Sick and Tired: Parts 1 and 2)

Despite Out on the Lanai All-Star Eliot Glazer and his friend Fernando join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls very special season 5 premiere "Sick and Tired: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss Bea Arthur's cue cards, homemade salad dressing, and what the rest of Dr. Budd's dinner might have been like... Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Inaccurate Conception!" 

Despite Out on the Lanai All-Star Eliot Glazer and his friend Fernando join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls very special season 5 premiere "Sick and Tired: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss Bea Arthur's cue cards, homemade salad dressing, and what the rest of Dr. Budd's dinner might have been like... Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Inaccurate Conception!" 

An Out on the Lanai Clip Show Episode!

Despite the fact that they hate covering GG clip shows that repurpose old footage, that's EXACTLY what H. Alan and Kerri have done in this 2016 year-end wrap-up episode! Listen to them reminisce about all the times they casually mentioned bowel movements, raved about the girls' fashion, and argued over something really really stupid. With appearances from former guests like: Grace Helbig, Alaska Thunderfuck, Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Satya Bhabha, Brittani Nichols, Sierra Santana, Margot Leitman, Adam Newman, Selena Coppock, Lauren Reeves, John Halbach, Kit Williamson, Chris Thayer, and Stan! 

Happy holidays, and we'll see you all in 2017. Stay Golden! 

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Golden Girls: S4E23 - Foreign Exchange

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Foreign Exchange," where they discuss what goats eat, how quickly DNA tests are done in this universe, and why the Boscos are HORRIBLE friends. Tune in next week when we watch the season 4 finale, "We're Outta Here!"

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SPECIAL EPISODE: That Golden Girls Show aka THE PUPPET SHOW!

H. Alan Scott, on a special golden assignment, traveled to New York City to chat with the creator of the most awesome Golden Girls puppet show you guys have been telling Kerri and H. Alan all about. H. Alan chatted with Jonathan Rockefeller (www.jonathanrockefeller.com) about how the show came together, what it's like to work with puppets, and the possibility of it coming to a city near you. He also met the actor behind the amazing Dorothy puppet, Michael LaMasa. Seriously guys, visit ThatGoldenGirlsShow.com for tickets and performance info! SO GOOD!

 

 

Golden Girls Guide to Trump Winning the White House

H. Alan & Kerri get together to talk about Trump's win, what it means, how they feel, and most importantly: how the Golden Girls would respond. We're all feeling a lot of things, which is why we need to come together as a community and talk it out (while watching 'The Golden Girls'). We love you guys.

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Here's the Charlie Chaplin The Great Dictator clip H. Alan mentioned. 

Here's the Jezebel list of organizations to support that Kerri mentioned. 

Golden Girls: S4E21 - Lizzo

Rapper Lizzo (MTV's Wonderland) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “Sophia's Choice,” where they discuss boob jobs, french accents, and the sad undeniable truth that we're all destined to die alone.

Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Rites of Spring," and definitely check out Lizzo's new EP "Coconut Oil," which is hotter than that time Blanche and Rose went door-to-door collecting lingerie for needy sexy people.

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